I Repeat, Pete Is Neat

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (April 5th) to my favorite brother-in-law!
Pete, Pete, you are so neat
man of friendly greet
and no red meat
fleet feet walking on the street
replete with beats
coffee is your special treat
free of deceit and very discreet
a smile that won't deplete
to my sister you are sweet
Pete, Pete, you are so neat
You can't be beat (especially at Scrabble).

Don't worry- I haven't quit my day job.